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Oh.  I thought this was about fashion.  How disappointing.

Normally everyone’s looking up to me.  It’s sometimes flattering and sometimes tiring.  I know I’m stunning and proud of my city, but I still haven’t gotten over the embarrassment of yesterday:  everyone looking, looking, staring.  Past me.  At that bitch volcano over the river in Washington.  She’s tried to steal my thunder before.  Let her come over here and try that shit.

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You may be enjoying this unusual weather.  You may think Portland would be even better next to a beach.  But I warn you!  You are changing the climate.

Ride your bike to work or school one day this week.

Please.  Do it for me.

I should be wet this time of year.